REMEMBER WHEN COMPUTERS....
WAS SOMETHING ON TV....
WAS SOMETHING FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW....
WINDOWS WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN....
AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT....
MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND...
NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS
AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES....
AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW....
A CURSOR USED PROFANITY....
A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO....
MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE....
A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT....
AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2" FLOPPY, YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT....
COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE, NOT SOMETHING YOU DID
TO A FILE....
LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE....
HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD,
A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED, 
AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE....
CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE, PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE....
A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME, AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU.....
I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
I HEAR NO ONE'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH
BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS, THEY'LL WISH THEY WERE